Darth n. 2

New York cashes in on Carter—with Darth Reagan T-shirts.

Of course, I knew Darth Reagan before he was seduced by the Dark Side.

The decade opens with evil warlord Darth Nixon and petty thug Vinnie ‘Three Fingers’ Agnew in power.

No matter how many times Darth Cheney repeats the lie that Saddam and Osama were comrades-in-arms, it’s still a lie.

In a world of calm, rational discourse, this would be seen as wasting time, but in the congressmen’s conservative districts, these actions can be successfully marketed as courageous defiance of Darth Obama.

Jon Gruden, Darth Raider, was finally asked when he took the Bucs off the list of teams he would like to coach once he decided to return to the sideline after nine seasons.

Now I see the evil empire that the Republican Party has become using their power to ignore the Rule of Law, to go beyond ignoring Majority Rule to simply eliminate it, in lock step obedience to a totally evil Donald ‘Darth’ Trump.